Hazleton Nut Thrust

When a man holds his balls together tightly, and fists a Domincan prostitute's asshole with the balls.

nigga: I would sure like to give you a Hazleton Nut Thrust.

Domincan Ho: (unintelligble Dominican jibbersh)

nigga: Oh yeah. Take it like a white biatch!

Dominican Ho: two dollars.

nigga: Damn your pricey.

by Hazletard-in-Chief November 22, 2010

Bisexual Monkey Thrust

This one takes three and some acrobatics. You've got penis-haver # 1 in the middle doing the most work. Vagina-haver wraps their legs around the penis-haver, being fucked / fucking. Both should contribute. Seemingly standard stand-up sex. Finally, you have penis-haver # 2 fucking penis-haver # 1 in the ass. Legs also wrapped penis-haver # 1. So if all 3 get their rhythm and thrusting right, it's magical. But requires the right people for sure.

Confused friend: Wait wait wait. So you're saying you were fucking your partner while also being fucked in the ass by some dude? And standing up, supporting both their weight just thrusting into each of them? What the fuck?

Penis-haver # 1: Bro, you haven't lived until you've experienced a bisexual monkey thrust. Trust me.

by BisexualMonkeyThrustLover March 24, 2021

Llama Thrust

A future alternative to Horsepower.

How many Llama Thrust in that 2020 Prius?

by Foreign_Prophet January 16, 2018

Deep Thrust

The sexual position where the woman lays on her back and raises her legs above her head. During sexual intercourse she may rest her legs on the mans shoulders. This position is also common for the shcoker.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" - Jenna Jameson

"AAAAAAAHhhhhh" - Jaime Anderson

"Give me more Big Johnson..oo OO OOOOOOOOOOO" - Pamela

"Ooo more, give me more Billy" - Monica Lewinski

by Slick Willie February 5, 2003

Gas Pump Thrust

The act of thrusting the gas nozzle in and out of the tank after filling up in order to remove excess gas in the nozzle to prevent dripping onto the side of your car.

Ron: damn it I always spill gas on my car after filling up

Jeremy: you gotta remember to get all the liquid out with a quick gas pump thrust!

by brandon2k9 May 11, 2011

Flying Thrust

The Flying thrust is one of the most difficult sexual maneuvers of all time. Its recommended you use a wide girl and take very special care before attempting.

The basic principles behind the flying thrust are simple
Step 1: Nude it up!
Step 2: girl lies on bed with legs spread (slutty girls recommended for beginners)
Step 3: Check your run up along with wind speed and make adjustments accordingly
Step 4: Prepare for entry (get hard)
The Final Step: run and leap into the air towards the girl aiming to both land on her and penetrate on landing.

Warning!

To attempt and fail the maneuver can result in a broken penis, you have been warned.

Completion of this maneuver will result in you making Legendary status for life

That is the Flying Thrust!

Guy 1: Hey man, whats up you seem to be walking a bit weird?
Guy 2: I think i broke my penis last night.
Guy 1: You attempted the flying thrust didn't you?
Guy 2: You know it! =D

by Shmickogaming March 2, 2011

Flood thrust

The act of urinating in the vagina and constantly thrusting the penis in and out the vagina making it a flooded like storm drain.

" dude i was so wasted last night i gave Emily the flood thrust when we went back to my room at the party"

by Phantom2timeZz February 6, 2019