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Christ crispy treats

rice crispy treats + Jesus! = Christ crispy treats(its that simple people)

A tasty snack that the pope would endorse – if it actually existed. (One can only hope)
Mention of this factitious snack is often used to offend hardcore Christians. It usually backfires on the user however.
Oi! Get your own Christ Crispy treats you friggin heathen!

You could be doing better things right now instead of doing your homework – like eating some Christ crispy treats for example.
by Narutard Worshipper August 28, 2008
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threadsitting

When the OP of a thread constantly replies to other peoples' posts in it. He or she is most likely F5ing frequently to look for new posts.

Also known as threadcamping.
OP: What is your favorite color? Mine's Blue.

Poster 1: Red.

OP: Oh cool! Red is neat too.

Poster 2: I like green.

OP: Eh, green is OK, but it's not for me though.

Poster 3: My favorite is yellow.

OP: Yeah I don't get yellow at all! That's so weird!

Poster 4: Pink's the best.

OP: How did you know?! Pink is my second most favorite color!

Poster 5: Orange, and stop threadsitting.

OP: Oh please let me threadsit, I lost my job and broke all my limbs and the only things I have left in the world is this thread, and my 50 cats :(
by danadamkof March 17, 2010
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Threatening Bowel Movement (TBM)

That threatening feeling you get in the wake of a bowel movement. Typically an urgent feeling which results in immediate vacation of a place, task or conversation that you are in. Threatening bowel movements may strike at inappropriate times. You may experience the intense feeling without prior knowledge that you were anticipating a bowel movement.
Susie: How is your steak, Sharon?
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*

5 mins later

Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.
by JKF125 June 25, 2010
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Threatscape

The aspect of a particular space (logical or physical) relevant to the likelihood and severity of loss, compromise, or inaccessibility.
Due to the constantly evolving threatscape, security professionals need to keep one eye on their current environment and another on external variables such as changes in technology, human behavior, and economic conditions.
by Cabo Dude January 23, 2012
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Threatzoned

A term that is used when one party views their partner's new friend as a threat to their relationship, therefore forcing their partner to ignore said threat.
The cute girl at the optometrist's office (Jen) threatzoned me because her girlfriend saw my charming personality on social media.

This girl I'm sleeping with got super jealous after meeting Morgan. She put her in the threatzone real fast.
by #TheUniverse December 14, 2016
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theratsharted

A very gay person, super duper cool. A tad bit to obsessed with gay cartoon shows meant for people have their age at least. 🙄💪😮 💨
I wish I was a theratsharted but there would be the struggle of loving a purple haired witch. 🤪
by Adoras.tiddies July 17, 2021
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Threatmantic

A portmanteau of "threating" and "romantic" from an episode of "Fairly Odd Parents" wherein Timmy Turner's parents try to help Timmy write an effective love-email to his crush Trixie Tang by combining the usual lovey-dovey cliches with threatening that she'd better date him if she ever wants to see her parents again.
It's threatening and romantic! It's threatmantic!
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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