Thanos

A very purple man who sits in a chair floating in space and wants everyone to do what he wants them to do, being the lazy piece of crap that he is. he also wants everything to be perfectly balanced (even though it makes no sense because people will still populate messing up the entire balance)

"Did you know Thanos is going to be in Avengers Infinity War?"

by Fuego_Diego May 20, 2019

Thanos

Thanos likes rock collecting, adopting children after killing their whole race, and raisins.

Thanos needs those gems, boi!

by ShaggyAt100% October 18, 2019

Thanos

A hottie. He’s v strong and is a big purple boi, he also is a rock collector. I mean what more could you ask for?!

Anyone:“Who is your crush again”
Grandma & everyone else: “ oh yeah Thanos he’s a stud”

by Mepouehsjsjsmsmndnd April 27, 2019

Thanos

Ugly grape man
A huge asshole

Fuck thanos

by Msky14 May 18, 2019

Thanos

Blue Da Ba Dee, except its purple and it has a pHD in mineralogy

Thanos is a thicc raisin boi

by GangstaTargaryn September 24, 2019

Thanos

A giant, purple raisin, that's floating around in space. He also has a nice rock collection

I like Thanos' rock collection

by Unknown Name Definer June 23, 2019

Thanos

A Big Fat Purple guy With a bunch of rocks and a Tiny Dick

Tom: Thanos has a small dick
Joe: i Know

by Urban dictionary 332 May 26, 2019