Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.

"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023

Second Bar Syndrome 

Laxers who look out the second gap from the top of their helmet. Frowned upon

Ya, he's suffering from second bar syndrome!

Second Bar Syndrome by 1232435236523466727 June 20, 2011

President Baby syndrome 

A person with President Baby syndrome is selfish, throws tantrums when criticized, complains constantly, is obsessed with money, doesn't believe rules should apply to him, and is the president of a sovereign country. This is a specific form of King Baby syndrome, a common term in the addiction recovery field. Some psychologists, in fact, believe that President Baby syndrome is a consequence of when King Baby syndrome is suffered by a critical number of individual voters.

Dunno about you but I'm not looking forward to at least four years of normalized President Baby syndrome.

President Baby syndrome by Wilma Auld January 6, 2017

Ivanka Head Syndrome 

While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.

Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.

Ivanka Head Syndrome by beansforbreakfast July 14, 2019

China Syndrome Girl 

meaning a woman so hot, she’s burning a hole in the planet / usually referenced by acronym CSG / amalgam of term for the resulting effect of a nuclear reactor core meltdown, known as ‘China Syndrome’, and David Bowie song ‘China Girl’

It was like an old John Hughes movie: a nerd like him getting a date with a China Syndrome Girl like her.

China Syndrome Girl by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 20, 2013

hinamizawa syndrome 

1) A really screwed up disease that causes hallucinations and paranoia so intense you kill those around you and eventually yourself, usually by clawing out your throat.

2) What would happen if dementia and AIDS had a baby

*On the local news* "Sadly, another person suffering from the highly dangerous Hinamizawa Syndrome slaughtered their family, and then died moments later in the street after clawing out their own throat"

hinamizawa syndrome by Savior Ryuugu March 22, 2014

Shiv syndrome 

When the two tard Shiv's go head to head in anything. These niggas are always beefing with each other about some dumbass shit. All the shit they say when beefing makes no sense at all so it is virtually impossible for everyone else to pick a side. Due to their inability to coexist at all, anytime they are together, it is an extremely toxic situation. It looks like they have some unspoken competition about who the better Shiv is. The only thing this duo is good for is providing entertainment to everyone else with their constant beef.

The Shiv's went head to head in 2k and started beefing because one called the other "trash" so both of Shiv's began to argue about who is better at 2k and they always look for any opportunity to take digs at each anytime the other Shiv fucks up. We always refer to this beef as the "Shiv syndrome."

Shiv syndrome by TurnM3Up June 1, 2020