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shossing

Shossing, or shossin' comes from a combination of the words, shit, shower, and toss or tossing.
To be one who is a shosser, or guilty of shossing they must first have shat into their own hand whilst in the shower, and then tossed said feces into the toilet.
'remember that girl from the other night'
-"yeah, howd that go? you toss her salad?"
'yeah well the next morning she tried shossing for the first time, IN MY BATHROOM, that bitch missed the bowl and just climbed out my bathroom window.'
-"i hope it was solid."
by joepus April 11, 2008
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Swiss Condom

During the act of oral sex the female bites a hole in the condom air bubble without the male knowing, and then the two participate in vaginal intercourse causing a what seems to be an accidental pregnancy but it's really not
"Bro I don't know how Lisa got pregnant, I wore a condom"
"Maybe she tricked you with a swiss condom, did she give head?"
by cuddycowboy36 April 10, 2010
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When you give someone a rim job and then kiss them
Ash just gave me the dirtiest Swiss kiss
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swiss bank account

A Swiss Bank Account is a very special bank account indeed. It is for those who have a very large sum of money. The family usually leaves the money in their bank account in Swizterland and moves to America where they open a new account (ex. Wachovia). The money increases overtime in Swizterland making that family even richer.
My friend Sam told me that he dosn't have a lot of money in his bank account here in American, but he has a large sum in is "Swiss Bank Account".
by dan lourie June 27, 2006
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Swiss Army Wife

A swiss army wife is good at: Cooking, mending, looking and great with the kids. A general brilliant all round woman... like my wife.
by Happy Afro December 30, 2008
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Swiss Henry

There are two girls and one guy. The guy fucks the first girl up the ass while the second girl licks the guys ass. It's like a train where it goes girl #1 guy then girl #2.
Dude those two girls wanted to swiss henry last night!! I packed up my balls and left!
by noskatehate March 2, 2009
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Swiss Family Blobinson

A family group where all members are slightly to grossly obese.
As I was walking down the mall towards the Smithsonian, I was nearly trampled by a Swiss Family Blobinson
by ferricoxide July 7, 2011
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