Canadian Swish

A basketball shot that just hits the net, but doesn't go in. The ball goes below the rim and doesn't touch anything but net.

Man, that kid is so bad, he just through up a canadian swish.

by logmaster13 April 24, 2010

Swiper

A person who uses other peoples stolen credit card information and/or social security numbers to buy Expensive clothes, Hotel rooms and Car Rentals. Thus where the word swiper comes into play, because they usually have multiple people cards on them at once, having multiple cards to swipe.

Ex.1
Girl at Hotel Desk: Heres the key to your double bedroom king suite with Jacuzzi , you a swiper ain't you, you look like a swiper
Swiper: laughs

Girl at Hotel Desk: Shiiiiiit,
Can you buy my plane ticket boo ?????

Ex 2.

You: (says nothing)

Swiper: Who yo bank???

by richbuttinthemjeans February 11, 2019

swish

Swish is this old dirty, shitty tasting homemade liquor that you can barely get into you.

But my fuck does swish ever get you some drunk.

by matt November 28, 2005

Swiss Turtleneck

The act of a man's head being placed between two sets of large breasts so that the breasts form a "turtleneck" around the man's neck.

Brandon: "Dude, i got the two Emily's to give me a Swiss Turtleneck!"

Blake: "Nice!"

by Big Choctaw July 9, 2010

Swiss Finger

The simple act of selection of the swiss, often used to select ones choice in shops. The swiss finger is simply extending ones index finger and arm and continuing to then shake the hand of extended index finger. Thus presenting the direction to ones attention.

A swiss man shows what sandwich he desires by swiss fingering it to show his selection.

man:oh she got me the wrong sandwich
swiss man: i always get what i want when i use the swiss finger! thank god im swiss!

by Swissbun November 26, 2011

get swiped

To roast and or to steal from a person

Emily only eats buttered noodles get swiped!

by THEREALSTEVEIRWIN April 26, 2017

Swiss Army Knife

As long as you bring a Swiss Army Knife with you at all times, you'd need not fear of any man, creature, extra terrestrial being, or God himself. For as soon as you unsheathe your ultra-handy multi-tool, any stranger will instantly kneel down in respect for the man you are and beg you to spare them the shame of not owning such a holy grail of a tool. The men will deliberately force their penises to be as flaccid as humanly or inhumanly possible so your scrotum will be the largest in the next 10,000 miles, even if that means their genitalia must completely wipe itself from the nearest 80 universes. The women become so aroused they leave their significant others just to serve you and write shitty sexual Twilight Saga fanfiction using your name and image as a protagonist in hopes that you will open your eyes to them. But alas, you are so manly, so alpha, that even just the slight catch of your stare will put any unprepared woman into cardiac arrest. All the children in your field of view instantly walk away from their parents and force themselves as your child in hopes that they too will be able to be as righteous, masculine, intelligent, and awesome as you someday. The parents won't even bat an eye, because they know you will raise them to overcome this world of disappointing fast food and soy boys better than they could ever dream...

You aren't a true alpha male until you get one of these bad boys.

"You know, I originally bought this Swiss Army Knife to shave off my neckbeard a little, since katanas are too big for the job. I figured it would help me attract some e-Girls, but... I... I never thought- *snort* I never thought a (multi)blade like this would have so much power! I have all the women I could have ever asked for, an army of children wishing to be just like me, and men wishing they could spend just seconds with me, to just be in the presence, and have just a slight, minuscule grasp of being near to a true alpha. As soon as I showed mom this tool of mass-fortune, she instantly remarried dad, let me move back upstairs out of the basement after about 20 years, and gave me her and dad's life savings for vbucks. In fact, I'm so alpha, I was elected to be president of the U.S.A for the next 50 years by congress. Life is good." - Former neckbeard soy boy, now badass alpha male and officially announced best President of the U.S.A. to ever exist by every media outlet ever, all thanks to the power of a Swiss Army Knife.

by Sipow July 26, 2018