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SwiftGaia

A Mega Walls youtuber. Golem main known for his astounding talent of using Iron Punch whenever anyone is below 5 HP, which, combined with his deep voice, attracts many e-girls, such as Summer.

SwiftGaia is an intimidating player who has clutched many times. Don't mess with SwiftGaia, or he will /shout L on you.
-Ok, it's 1v17, easy win.
-Dude, the last guy standing is SwiftGaia.
-oh shit
by Quapan January 5, 2021
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Phil Swift

The spokesman and co-owner for Flex Seal and a professional boat murderer.
"To show you the power of Flex Tape
I sawed this boat in half!
And repaired it using only Flex Tape!"
-Phil Swift, Flex Tape commercial
by Genius Khan September 28, 2018
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a swift one

a drink/beverage (usually alcoholic) drunk quickly because of limited time.
Our flight has been delayed 30 minutes! That's annoying, but we now have time for a swift one before we board the plane.
by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2022
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Swiftematics

The aftermath the overwhelming demand for Taylor Swift’s limited supply of wallet-unfriendly concert tickets has on math or math education among teenagers and young adults in some high-GDP nations and emerging economies in Asia—when there seems to be an inexplicably positive correlation between idol worship and a rise in the quantitative literacy among the Swifties.
Two Swiftematics quickies tailor-made for middle- and high-school Swifties are:

1. Guesstimate how much tourism revenue Taylor Swift’s six concerts would generate when she toured the “fine” city of Singapore in March 2024.

2. What are the chances that a Singaporean Swiftie would get to watch their American idol live when she performed in “Disneyland with the death penalty” next year?
by Fasters July 10, 2023
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Gaylor Swift

gaylor swift is the belief that taylor swift loves woman. they believe that she has dated dianna agron and karlie kloss.
person a: i just listened to reputation and the song dress shocked me, is it about her boyfriend?

person b: it’s such a gaylor swift song look at the lyrics
by the party don’t start October 12, 2020
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Swift One

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.
"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."
by Satandog April 4, 2006
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swiftkaratechop

(aka Matt Brown) is a superbly funny skit vlogger, gamer, all-round nice guy and minor celebrity on youtube.
swiftkaratechop:

"if youre not old enough to drive a car, you shouldnt be old enough to drive a dick"

"what?"

"a 4x4, a...a V8 dick...?"

"with turbo charger?"

"yea, a dick with a turbo charger."

XD
by Tamala June 27, 2008
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