swear down

originating from chavs and pikeys in Ashford, UK.

Means to promise greatly to do something

i swear down I'm gona kill ya

by Ryk Turner January 22, 2005

Stinky Swear

When each of the swear participants agree to penetrate the other's anal cavity with their own pinky and then swear upon the decided promise.

Joe and Nathan both agree to each other that they do not want anyone else to know about them cheating on their math exams. To make a seal of silence they agree to engage in a "Stinky Swear". Joe inserts his pinky into Nathan's anal cavity, while Nathan inserts his pinky into Joe's. While the penetration is occuring, they both verbally agree that they will not tell anyone about their cheating on the math exams.

by Jax888 October 22, 2008

swear to g

A phrase which was created and popularized by the one and only Randy "Rando" and his last name to be kept secret. usually used on vent when being owned by someone on counter strike.

of course if your retarded you wouldnt be able to tell that swear to g is the 1337 way to say "Swear to god"

*playing counter-strike*

eMorph headshots rando with an ak47

eMorph : LoL!!!!! pwn3d n00bie!!! lik3 w0ah!!!

rando : swear to g!

by emorphtizzle January 9, 2007

No Fuckin Swearing

Just what it says.

No I don't fucking swear, no I don't use weapons, and I shoot anyone who does!

by Steaver370 May 8, 2004

swear to gods

A phrase similar to 'swear to god'. Usually used by Hindus, as they are polytheistic and believe in many gods.

Raj: Hey dude, did you know that lions sleep for 20 hours a day?

Vikram: Woah, really??

Raj: Yep. I swear to gods.

by avnish May 12, 2010

swear prayer

A profanity-riddled plea or simply a string of four-letter words said aloud when you think all is lost, but still hope there's a chance things will turn out in your favor.

I was so convinced that the client was going to fire me, I said a swear prayer with every four-letter word I know. Miraculously, they ended up praising my work!

by skychair August 23, 2019

Compound Swear

Gratuitous combinations of standard cursewords like fuck added to shit as in fuckshit made by excitable people with limited imaginations.

It was some kind of compound swear, the way fart sniffing losers do; I was called "bitchtits", I believe.

by justincorrigible September 1, 2018