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Stumbling Earwig

An unfortunate nickname for any male who smokes cannabis and has his hair grown below the ears.
Guy 1: Yas we're going to Konnor's today! :D
Guy 2: What a stumbling earwig.
by OGstains September 11, 2011
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scampling

The real name for sampling- the widespread scam indulged in by no-talent rip-off song writers or producers who steal well-know fragments of music or lyrics from people far more original and talented than they will ever be.
I can't think of anything to make this song sound remotely interesting so I'll be scampling the first few bars of God Save the Queen.
by BrizVegas June 3, 2006
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stumbling

The act of using a wifi-detection program to check for open (and sometimes closed) WLAN networks. In other words, using a program to see if there's a wireless internet setup close enough that you could access or hack into it.
John and I were stumbling last night and we found a cool new hotspot, just outside of the gym!

I'm sorry I couldn't chat online with you last night, I was stumbling for hours but never got a strong enough signal.
by JoshM July 16, 2008
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scambling

Scam a person into purchasing a gambling ticket at there expense an receive half the profits with no cost to you
He / she cashed in on a ticket we paid for i knew she was scambling us .
by mishimelbush July 24, 2015
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stumbling Otis

Someone who has done wrong or made a mistake.
I got way drunk last night; I'm such a stumbling Otis.
by churnice June 12, 2008
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Scrambling my eggs

To masturbate by yourself.

To masterbate in general..
.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning..........

I'd like to scramble her eggs......
by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021
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Smut-stumbling

A term describing completely the situation that the question is not "Is there smut," but "When will you stumble upon the mountains of it that exist."

It can be used to describe coming across fan-fiction, or just generally cliche and poorly assembled smut.
I was smut-stumbling the other day and came across the most horrifying fiction to ever filter through my optic nerves.
by ManicM February 4, 2010
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