sjwaffel

When you take your penis and slam it against objects and persons

(Belgian translation)

i'm going to sjwaffel you!

by JarrzZz February 22, 2009

swiffer

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

Swagfest

When so much swag is present in one room, it almost acts as a swag black hole. Until all the the swag in a room is present in one living entity....this person becomes the swagfest.

Freind 1: Hey lets go to <insertplacehere> and make a Swagfest
Freind 2: I dont know man, the last time that happened i heard only one person survived

by Rusheed October 24, 2011

staffed

Staffed is literally translated as confused. However, its popularity as a word has recently declined. Immediately after creation by the G.O.A.T, it was a very popular word. Everyone was staffed. But times have changed. The word staffed is now almost exclusively used in the Staffordshire region. The young ones prediction wasn't correct- "its not gonna be as big as o my, but its definetly gonna be big." No halz.

O dear halz we are staffed!

by please calm October 16, 2006

swaffeling

It means to bang your gentleman's sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal.

The only problem I do have here is that I am not allowed to use the word 'swaffeling'. - Jeremy Clarkson.

by CortezDevil December 11, 2021

swafe

A pleasant mixture of both sweetness and safeness.

when something is both sweet and safe

Cale: Can I borrow your Ferrari J?

Jamie: Ye bro sure anytime.
Cale: Swafe mate I'll come pick it up

Jamie: Ok mate see you soon Swafe

by crossninja7 August 10, 2017

Dirty Swiffer

the act of using a feather or feather duster to pleasure another person's anus after they've evacuated their bowels, hence the 'dirty'.

"even if he thought it was kinda nasty, he did like getting a Dirty Swiffer after taking a dump"

by adamkadmon May 12, 2009