surface skidding

The act of lying underneath a coffee table naked and masturbating whilst a girl squats and shits above you on to the glass.

I shot my load whilst surface skidding with big Melanie last night.

by Andrew Barnes April 1, 2022

Surface level

soooo surface level

Teacher asks question
Amy: I don't know like
Teacher: That's such a surface level answer

by badbebee November 1, 2022

Surface putter

Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.

"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."

by firepitt September 29, 2022

Surfacebaiting

Referencing some elite ball without knowing the whole thing and when someone else references a more obscure part of that thing you act like they're making no sense.

Bringing only surface level ball knowledge into a conversation, essentially baiting people who actually know ball into referencing something nobody really understands (because nobody else ACTUALLY knows ball) and then ostracize them for doing so.

Greg: "You know what's so funny? That Key and Peele skit where he goes 'Shut up, Mom!'"

Rowley: "Right? 'Hawaii! Mele Kalikimaka!'"

Greg: What the fuck are you talking about?

Rowley: Fuck you dude stop surfacebaiting

by jimmycooks45 January 28, 2026

Surface Level Knowledge

An idea/thing that is usually known by most of the people in the internet or real life.
Can be used as the opposite to ball knowledge.

Person 1: Do you what happened in September 11 2001
Person 2: Its literally a Surface level knowledge

by victorballs February 19, 2026

surface level thought daughter

A girl who believes she is introspective and philosophical but isn’t. She believes that she thinks deeper and cares more than others but in reality is a normal girl who refuses to accept that truth.

“She thinks she knows more than everyone else but she is a surface level thought daughter”

by Niche thought daughter March 6, 2025

Surface searcher

Someone who doesn’t look for things other than skimming the surface of a room

He is just a surface searcher

by Wyld85 April 12, 2025