summer monkey

Neatly Trimmed Pussy

Honey, Trim That Shit Up Before We Go The Beach!
I Like The Summer Monkey Look.

by fritzyboy September 14, 2006

submarine races

"Watching the submarine races" is a euphamism for making out (and more) in a car. It's the kind of thing a cop would say to be funny when he knocks on the fogged-up window of your chevy parked in back of the safeway to ask what you're doing there at 1am, as if he doesn't know damn well.

Cop: Hey, what're you kids doing in there? Watching the submarine races?
People in car: Gak! Where are my pants?

by creaternity April 28, 2006

Summer 2009

The worst summer Maine has ever had; it has rained literally over 95% of our summer vacation.

"Hey you remember summer 2009?"

"Shit, I tried to block that from my memory. I gained 10 pounds because I had to stay inside all summer long."

by Xcafona July 24, 2009

Summer

Summer is a funny and beautiful girl. She has many talents. Summer can sometimes be dirty minded and she always is in love with someone. She is beautiful on the inside and out. She always catches a guys attention. If you have a summer in your life never let her go. Summer is a mans lady and she is the type of girl that every guy wants. She is loyal and sometimes she can be a bit crazy. Summer can get wild and she always loves a good party. And don't mess with her because if you hurt her feelings she will get mad and she can be violent and sassy. But summer is also happy, nice and kind just like the season. Guys out there if you know a summer at least get her phone number, like come on she is the best women anyone will ever have.

Freind: hey wanna go to this awesome party?
Summer: oh hell yeah, i always love to go to parties.

by Socialentertainment June 29, 2020

White boy summer

Basically summer for white males to enjoy and relax after a year of bs, hate and being blamed for everything bad that happens in the world by incels.

Jacob: "hey Josh Emily said she wanna cancel you on twitter."
Josh: "lmao fuck her its white boy summer, grab beers we going camping".

by GonnaCry?1728 April 25, 2021

Summer Penis

A phenomenon in which high temperatures cause the penis to appear bigger.

"Dude, this heat is giving me some serious summer penis"

by Mericanjoe July 25, 2018

subterfuck

A cunning and deceitful act of sexual pleasure, one that is hidden or secret.

We slipped elusively, like CIA operatives, into the closet for a high-speed subterfuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 10, 2019