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stank stove

When someone farts in a moving vehicle and noone will admit it, the driver may lock all the windows and turn the heat on full blast, in effect 'heating' and 'prolonging' the fart, until someone takes the blame and promises not to do it again, or everyone passes out.
May alternatively be done just to prevent future farts, even if the perpetrator is known. Almost like a dutch oven but in a moving vehicle, rather than a bed, and not done playfully, but for the purpose of punishment and/or interrogation.
Sometimes referred to as a "stink tank."
No one dared sneak out a fart in SnackCake's ride 'cause they knew she would stank stove 'em.
by frd1963 October 17, 2006
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Bavarian Stove

Earlier name of the Cleveland Steamer. Popular amongst the crowned heads of Europe in the nineteenth century.
Victoria was most amused when Albert unhooked himself from his trousers and gave her a Bavarian Stove.
by Gajira July 28, 2009
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Johnson Stones

Your balls are called Johnson Stones. Stones(balls) that belong to the Johnson(dick)
Dude! You just kicked him in the Johnson Stones!!!
by ZachJack September 7, 2009
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Two stores, two whores, and a post office.

A comedic way to describe a small town.
Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
by boo&brasen September 27, 2014
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Love Shoves

When you want to be with a person so you push them softly as a way of flirting
"Because they are in love, the want to give each other love shoves." - Us not me
by Us not Me May 31, 2018
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Ben Stokes

An English cricketer who has become famous because of Virat Kholi
by At2004 April 11, 2023
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Hot as a stove

In sexuality, when a girl is horny, resulting in having her sexual organ over-heated.
Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.
by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008
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