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Sudden Stopping Assholes

When you are walking down the street/store aisle and the person immediately in front of you suddenly stops and you step on their heels and/or trip over them.
Tom: I was walking down the street the other day and the idiot in front of me suddenly stopped and i tripped over him!

Bob: You should watch out for Sudden Stopping Assholes.
by chicken&fish June 18, 2009
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Stoning

The act of beating someone with Keystone Lights after they have committed a party foul. Keystones can be thrown or put into a sock in order to beat the party fouler but its standard that at least 10 Keystones are used to inflict sufficient damage.
Marcus: Holy crap! What happened to Jack?
James: He spilt his beer so we immediately Stoned him.
Marcus: What is stoning?
James: We beat him with Keystones.
Marcus: Oh that would explain the blood.
by Swag Master Cloud August 12, 2011
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Snoping

Verifying something you've seen on the internet on Snopes.com
"That's not a real puppy. That's too small to be a real puppy."

"Hang on, I'm snoping it now."
by KaliKatt September 1, 2013
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Stopping bags

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Stoking

Prompting a firey response in a victim.
A: "Yo' Momma"
B: "Why you stoking me?"
by Powder_ Keg March 24, 2010
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stomping on dicks

the only way to get things done marine corps when your chain of command fails. normally when you try to do something in the corps like a special billet people want to keep you from doing it so they can use you for what they need you for. higher ups are more worried about quotas and doing what they want, regardless of what you deserve, this is when you have to resort to stomping on dicks.

stomping on dicks consists of educating yourself, getting your info together, and not being afraid to play "whos dick is bigger" with your boss, or his boss, or even his boss. more or less, calling bullshit on things that normally go unchecked. it usually leads to getting what you want if you are right, but leaves a path of burnt bridges.
motivator 1:yeah, well i was told to wipe my ass with my drill instructor package today cause they need me to deploy with another unit, again

motivator2: what about all the guys who havent deployed yet that have been here for years?

motivator1:thats what i said, but they dont seem to care. its a numbers game and i am losing.

motivator2:thats bullshit, we have boots that havent deployed, send them. its real fucked up how dirty they are doing you just cause its easier sending you than someone else. you deserve a chance to a b billet.

motivator1: yeah, hate to say it. but i think its time to start stomping on dicks and ask to talk to the commanding officer.
by going to DI September 1, 2010
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e-stoning

The act of smoking pot with your buddies over AIM or a chat room in the event that you all can't smoke together in real life.
"Hey did you guys smoke at Ted's the other day?"
"No man Matt couldn't sneak out so we all just e-stoned over MSN."
"Man I love e-stoning, lemme give you my screen name!"
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