sit and swivel

Usually used in conjunction with the well-known middle finger. It literally means "sit and swivel". It is synomomnousy with kiss my arse, or suck my cock.

S: What happened to my sandwich?
J: I don't know.
S: I will make it, don't worry...
J: Can you make me one please?
S: (with the middle finger up) Sit and swivel
J: Egg please!

by J Dane May 30, 2006

Manchester Swivel

First off, materials needed are
-One bottle of Laxitive
-One funnel
-One retarted passed out friend
-Good digestive system

You start out by taking a laxative from walmart, Then you procede to wait 4 to 6 hours. After you have waited for the alloted time you must then fiend your passed out friend and insert the funnel into your firends nose and then begin to piss shit into the funnle while doing a swivel motion.

Dude I just shit in a funnel in ash's nose haha gave that bitch a Manchester Swivel

by SHITTY MATTRESS March 1, 2009

swivel neckin

The art of tracking specimens of the female persuasion in public places.

Let’s go to the mall and do some swivel neckin

by Follow No One June 22, 2007

snivelbitch

1: One who cries, whines, complains, bitches pisses, moans, groans, and is generally unpleasant no matter what the situation

2: A bitch that snivels

What's Mike's deal? He would snivelbitch about about winning the lottery.

Rachael has been snivelbitching about that shit for a month...

Dude!!! You are such a snivelbitch.....

by 214_west_wash September 14, 2013

Swivel Wank

The act of rotating on a swivel chair at high speed while stroking your sexual organs.using a combination of g force and friction to bring about orgasmic spasms in said sexual organs.

'am I right in thinking this is IKEA?'
'You are right to hold such a notion in your tiny mind'
'Then please sir,show me your swivel chairs!'
'Oh,I see,your in to swivel wanking?fair play!'

by Philip wheel June 8, 2015

Steveland Cleamer

The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.

"Jeffy surprised me with a Steveland Cleamer the other day. I still can't get the smell out of my hair!"

by Longdongtom69 May 18, 2018

spivel

spi vel

SPIVEL is to dig in and twist at the same time.

to dig in and turn or move at the same time.

by Dia Griffin and King May 21, 2018