When a man ejaculates into a tissue and accidentally leaves the tissue to lay around. When it is found later, it is usually very stiff and not bendable.
by Dr. Winston O' Boogie March 6, 2008
Get the Stiff Tissuemug. A word meaning "awesome." or "Sick." It's basically used to describe something, but can also be used to describe someone.
by WaNtEdAmErIcAn December 2, 2010
Get the Stiff-Nastymug. A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019
Get the stiff daddymug. by Ajay1 December 6, 2013
Get the stiff clitmug. A hard one.
by Cyborg Ninja March 15, 2014
Get the Stiff Cockmug. 1. A football stance used to keep their opponent at arms length.
2. A body gesture in which the arm is extended forward with the palm open making the arm erect,stiff, and therefore immovable, keeping people from entering your comfort zone.
3. A thing people do when they want you to ease on up out their space!
2. A body gesture in which the arm is extended forward with the palm open making the arm erect,stiff, and therefore immovable, keeping people from entering your comfort zone.
3. A thing people do when they want you to ease on up out their space!
Maaannn...you see dat chicken-head over there, she came all up in my grill so I had to stiff arm her ass. Is that wrong...of course not!
by NestleQck July 4, 2005
Get the Stiff Armmug. Described as one of the sideaffects of the use of male enhancements. When you have an akward erection lasting more then one hour after the sex. When you travel during daily ruiteins with a full erection.
I feel so bad for bill, after he and jayne had sex he was caught with a stiff limp at the gym while running on a tredmill.
by Matt Slocum December 28, 2005
Get the Stiff Limpmug.