A significant other whose status is not created by a agreed-upon relationship status but by how much time is spent with them. Could also be considered a behavioral significant other.
Combination of "statistically significant" and "significant other."
Combination of "statistically significant" and "significant other."
Since he spent twice as much time with Karen as with any of the other girls he was dating, his friends called Karen his statistically significant other.
by Brett Lider February 5, 2009
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Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...
by yellowJZ November 1, 2009
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Sean: "Yo I'm trying to reach Champ Status tonight!!"
Justin: "I'm so mad dude, Tony beat us to Champ Status...where's the vodka?"
Justin: "I'm so mad dude, Tony beat us to Champ Status...where's the vodka?"
by Mawm32 April 17, 2011
Get the Champ Status mug.originates from a group of friends in Northern Virginia, who described the act of driving a car, while being high, as floating or how it would feel to be in a spaceship without an exerting gravitational force. Definition: to drive while high off marijuana; to simply be really high.
-"Dude, I'm about to drive home spaceship status"
-"Hahah word."
-"Yo I'm trynna be spaceship status tonight!"
-"Hahah word."
-"Yo I'm trynna be spaceship status tonight!"
by NovaKid April 13, 2010
Get the spaceship status mug.when you have to be removed from an area and the mode of transportation is the wheelchair. The result of drinking enough.
paul- how was your thanksgiving?
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.
by Tony Oats December 6, 2006
Get the wheelchair status mug.1. the state of ones hair after getting out of the bed in the morning; bed head.
2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.
2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.
Napoleon Dynamite never fixed his hair before going to school. Eventually his wild puffy hairdo became the status fro and everyone adopted the style.
by Fotofly December 1, 2010
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dave: STOP BLOWING UP MY NEWS FEED WITH YOU GAY ASS STATUSES!
willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
by runandtellthathomeboy January 13, 2011
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