Keister Stash

In prison, the act of concealing objects in your anus or in the crack of your ass.

-Yo, Bill. How did you get those cigarettes in here, man?-

-I keister stashed 'em, dude.-

by bodythunder December 14, 2008

bernie sanders dank meme stash

When you "Feel the Bern" and want to support Bernie Sanders through memes and political cartoons/short videos. Started as a facebook page. Ususally these are comparioson to Bernie being the better choice over Hillary Clinton or Trump. Also home to other political memes, like Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer. Abriviated as BSDMS and not to be confused with BDSM

-Hey man, where can I find the meme that shows Bernie stances vs. Hillary.

-Go to the Bernie Sanders Dank Meme Stash.
-Oh those are funny. Is Ted Cruz really the Zodiac Killer...Thanks BSDMS

by Film Time August 21, 2016

Quanq Stash

Illegal drugs, within the confines of a woman's vagina, that are being smuggled across borders or seas.

Me: What are you doing next week?

Female friend: Going to South America for work.

Me: That's awesome! If you have an opportunity to bring me a quanq stash of blow i'd be most grateful.

by Habitual Sassbox July 8, 2012

Santor-stash

having anal sex with a girl, waiting for her to fall asleep, taking your finger and harvest her Santorum( the frothy mixture of fecal matter and anal lube) and planting it on her upper lip. Much like the popular "hitler stash" .

Girl: does it smell like Santorum in here?

Guy: I don't smell anything baby.
(Guy whispers to friend): dude I totally Santor-stashed her last night.

by deez nutz & chill October 14, 2015

rash stash

This is a crust around the mustache / beard area caused by dried on snatch (aka vagina) secretions.

Our co-worker came to work again today with a bad case of rash stash.

by Craig Werner April 15, 2008

dirt stash

upper lip hair. underdeveloped moustache, occurs when male hasnn't completed puberty, resembles dirt protruding from the upper/outer quartile of the upper lip

"shave that nasty dirt stash you greasy boot."

by sam/eric May 16, 2006

trash stash

When a young white trash kid has a mustache that is never shaved but it is extrememly weak and little.

Look at Johns trash stash.

by J-Train September 1, 2008