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Dumping Shard

Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.

It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.

It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.

Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.
Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.
by Hell Rebs January 10, 2008
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ejacula-shard

To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.
Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.
by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011
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Stardoll

Stardoll does look like an innocent site. It's a colourful "paper doll heaven" as it used to be named, where (mostly) young girls make an account and dress up celebrities, design their own suite and medoll.
The clubs aren't so innocent. The (mostly) teens and pre-teens of Stardoll.com spend more time in this part of the website. There is thousands of clubs to join, but most of these people join the popular clubs- "FashionClub" "OriginalClub" "Animal-Lovers" "AskPaulinaGirls" - and so on.

Different types of people join the clubs:
1) The Noobs- Basically people who join the club, who are recently new to the site who everyone pick on and bully unfairly.

2) The old ones- People who where in the club since it started. The ones who can give you a list of memories.

3) The welites- People who think they are old, but are really just trying to gain attention, copying other peoples medolls, and trying to act hard.

4) The trouble makers- People who want drama, and tend to do this by typing in caps "I CUTZ MYSELF EVERY NIGHT!!!11!!!" and everyone takes a physke at them. Twenty minutes later they make a topic saying "you're so gullible, I was joking" and eeeverryyone forgives them.
1)
Noob: Hi Guyz, im new here, W@t U up 2?!!! :PP
Club member 1: Oh my god, Use some proper grammer.
Club member 2: LOL look at her medoll!
Noob: Ur so meaan! :(((((
Club member 3: leave her alone, she's only new.

2)
Old member: I remember when stardoll had a pink backround, and we could pay for SS using starpoints.
Old member 2: Yeah, I miss those days :(

3)
Welite 1: Ha, You all don't have your own oppinion. /Cutz.
Normal member: What?

4)
trouble maker: OMGZ, UR ALL SO FUGLY
Normal member: Stfu, TITS OR GTFO
Welite- Omg, I can't believe your posting! You're all really stupid.
by An Fcer January 1, 2011
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Stardoll

A doll site meant for little children but everyone there is over 12 years of age.
Everyone's so called dream there is to become covergirl a lot of people try to be covergirl on stardoll and spend over 500sd but never get it my advice don't try for it how about national covergirl yeah.
No one likes noobs on stardoll they are annoying and half of stardoll is noobs they are usually all in parties and clubs like fashion club or original club or MSW, there is also people who think they are popular but are not ignore them they are weird and usually insult you for no reason.
Noob (at stardoll party)

hdaisodh
fhsoidfhosi
fsofsihf

Owner of party

get out !

Noob (in club)
H3y 3veyone I am N3W here wazzup ???

Club member
Hi, bye

people who think they are popluar
Omg I am so amazingly beautiful and everyone loves me

Normal member
*cough* *cough*
by A Stardoll Member March 24, 2011
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sardinepeen

One who's penis is small and insignificant, and causes no pleasure.
That boy I tapped last night was a total sardinepeen.
by K.Chaos January 27, 2009
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sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead
Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!
by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004
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stardumb

A word to describe a celebrity's low level of comprehension in areas such as literacy, geography, mathematics, general knowledge etc...
"Damn, paris hilton must have curly hair... cuz that bitch is permafried..... she's hella stardumb."
by Ashy Harry July 24, 2009
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