Doofus: What do you mean, you'd love to? I thought you always said you hated doing that!
Dude that caught the sarcasm: Man, that's a gaping sarchasm
Dude that caught the sarcasm: Man, that's a gaping sarchasm
by fallrivermatt August 29, 2007
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Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.
Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.
Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.
Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.
Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.
by Nemesis302 June 21, 2005
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A unstable gamergirl who may or may not be a cat dont assume her gender or species. she is moody and possessive if she licks you she owns you.
by NotBroclee July 6, 2018
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Stupidity: When someone asks someone else a decent question and they reply rudely with unneeded sarcasm.
Defense against stupidity: When someone asks a stupid question that more than deserves a sarcastic answer.
Stupidity: When someone asks someone else a decent question and they reply rudely with unneeded sarcasm.
Defense against stupidity: When someone asks a stupid question that more than deserves a sarcastic answer.
When I asked Jo if she was gonna order ramen again, she said "Nooooo. I'm not gonna order what I order every day."
That sarcasm was totally unnecessary, and stupid.
That sarcasm was totally unnecessary, and stupid.
by considerthefollowing June 27, 2018
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Used sometimes in order to belittle someone and make them seem retarded... or equally to amuse and impress them with your mind. Indeed.
Used sometimes in order to belittle someone and make them seem retarded... or equally to amuse and impress them with your mind. Indeed.
Betty: June hi! how are you today?
June: Menstral cycle - it's like I got a fire and ice show going off in my lower regions. It's fantastic.
Betty: Owh, doesn't sound it!
June: Umm... sarcasm?
Betty: No I'm not being sarcastic, it really doesn't sound it!
June: *slaps head*
June: Menstral cycle - it's like I got a fire and ice show going off in my lower regions. It's fantastic.
Betty: Owh, doesn't sound it!
June: Umm... sarcasm?
Betty: No I'm not being sarcastic, it really doesn't sound it!
June: *slaps head*
by Hannah Forster June 8, 2007
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Playing basketball, your teammate misses shots repeatedly.
"Wow, you're horrible."
The teammate then picks up the sarcasm and assumes they are the opposite, yet they know they are failing. Confusion sets in, and Double Sarcasm strikes again.
"Wow, you're horrible."
The teammate then picks up the sarcasm and assumes they are the opposite, yet they know they are failing. Confusion sets in, and Double Sarcasm strikes again.
by pG aNcient April 22, 2009
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