pederast stache

A pederast stache refers to creepy moustaches often worn by pederasts. Now, it is important to make a distinction here: Pederasty refers to actual, physical relations of a sexual nature between a grown man and an adolescent boy. Pedophilia simply refers to love of adolescent children. Getting a mental picture? Good.

While somebody may have a pederast (super fucking creepy) stache, that doesn't necessarily mean they are a pederast, but the chances of them being a pederast may be a little higher.

Brent- "Wow did you see the pederast stache on that guy?"

Tom- "How could I miss it? It looked like a dead ferret stuck to his upper lip."

by ShaneWood January 13, 2012

dingleberry stache

When one person with a thick mustache proceeds to give another person a rim job and collects the dingleberries in thier mustache.

The receptionist at the hospital still has a dingleberry stache from last night.

by jnager September 5, 2012

Rapist Stache

A mustache that makes you look like a sexual deviant

Oye, have you seen Sean's rapist stache? It make him look like tremendo violador!!!

by Pasacio June 29, 2013

cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.

Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.

by xzybit March 8, 2006

spic-stache

What grows on your upper lip when you can't grow a real mustache. (Usually found on hispanic kids and high school freshman.)

I made my mom go out and get me a Mach 3 Turbo so I could shave off my sweet spic-stache.

by resto776 September 1, 2009

Crosby 'Stache

The "moustache" Sidney Crosby tries to grow in the playoffs every season. It looks as if he cut his pubes and put them on his face.
AKA: Dirty Crosby 'Stache

Shit! I have to shave. I'm starting to get a Crosby 'Stache!

by The Abdominator 2 November 4, 2010

power 'stache

A large and/or powerful moustache. A moustache to be feared.

bearers of the power 'stache include:

Jamie Hyneman
Yosemite Sam
Wilford Brimley
Sam Elliot
Tom Selleck
Dennis Gage from My Classic Car

Kurt Russel in Tombstone, now that's a power 'stache.

by Dr. Badwrench January 15, 2007