Stale Bread

People who lack the capability to express themselves; who have the emotional range of a piece of celery. They are often dry and don't say much. They may socialize but while they do they look as if they left their brain at home; they are impassive. They will definitely leave you on read. When they do show emotions it's like rain after a drought, refreshing and much needed.

Do you know David? He's such a stale bread man, he never smiles.

by N. Mani May 29, 2019

stale chowder

Dried semen, man juice, left on your pants, keyboards, the undersides of steering wheels, and the occasional stuffed animal.

1: What's that on your pants? Oh that's just some stale chowder, bro.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.

by Hurricanedisaster May 30, 2014

stale

lame, boring, trivial, uninteresting

Man, that party was stale as hell.

by phil k February 8, 2004

Ståle

A norwegian nickname given to a person (preferably boys) who have a lot of bodyhair. The hair is mostly located on the chest and stomach, but also on the back. It is also symptomatic that the person has receding hairlines.

In the locker room:
Harry: Oh my god, check out that dudes bodyhair, it's all over his body.
Jamie: Yeah, that's disgusting, and he also has reciding hairlines.
Harry: He's definitively a Ståle!
Jamie: I feel sorry for him.

by H@r@ld007 January 9, 2010

Stale Ass

When a girl tries to twerk but her ass ends up being just stiff. Usually happens to a girl with a fake ass. If your clappers ain't even movin up and, down side to side, or in and out.

Ex 1: Aye yo' Donminique's booty bout' as stale as a donkey's ass.
Ex 2: That girl need to get that ratchet hump off her back cuz she can't twerk that.
Ex 3: She got a stale ass cuz her clappers don't even be movin

by BabyFaceCache August 4, 2013

Stale

The opposite to the British slang term 'fresh' - A person who, having come from another country to the Uk and being seen as 'fresh' has since adopted to the customs, habits, dialects etc of that particular region.

- Your grandma's from Nigeria? Is she fresh?

- Nah she's been living here quite a while, she's stale now.

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- I lost my strong Dutch accent after spending 10 years in England.

by Captain Capable September 19, 2011

stale

Noun.
Heterosexual male.

As opposed to gay.

Dude listens to Metallica. He's totally stale, yo.

by Chrekol September 5, 2005