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weasel squeezers

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.
by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007
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nut squeezer

n. someone or something that constantly fucks people over or causes them trouble.

n. a troubling situation.

v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )
1) "Jordan is a nut squeezer!"

2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."

3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."
by Jim Domeyer October 7, 2007
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lemon squeezer

when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer
after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro
by wonderbread January 20, 2005
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squeever

A deep romantic love for someone that goes beyond words.

When saying "I love you" just isn't enough.

A way to express your feelings, desires, and love for your significant other.
I squeever you...enough said.
You are my everything, i love you beyond belief...I squeever you...forever.
by Sexy Hot Pants & Boo May 6, 2017
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Squeeter Teeters

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.
by bleuvixen September 5, 2008
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Squealer

A man who uses women to fight for him and or a man who starts a fight then hides behind a woman. A man not worthy of respect.
''You're such a squealer, stop getting your girlfriend to fight your fights'' OR ''Stop hiding behind your wife's petticoats and fight your own fights''
by Mungonorthampton August 10, 2009
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bean squeezer

Look at those bean squeezers packed into that van sneaking over the border!
by Kool-aide maine May 28, 2009
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