Squeebenhofen, Tra-quee III

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic Adventure of Popes, Pineapples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Beniquila Monsontra and Fippleosa McDurfur.

I have to write a report on Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

by Mel July 16, 2008

squeeblejim

used in a popular Ann Fraistat play about a defective detective, squeeblejim was used by the protagonist as a way of describing how he felt in an offbeat manner. Ann Fraistat is a talented writer from the DC area.

Johnson: OH MY GOD! you were just shot! how do you feel, det. Pimbly?
det. Pimbly: squeeblejim, Rick. just plain squeeblejim.

by lazystupidandcorrupt January 20, 2008

Squeegee

Ejaculating onto someone’s face and using your penis perpendicularly to wipe it off. The flick is a necessity.

“We got super wasted and I got to squeegee her face!”

by Peenboi March 8, 2019

butt squeegee

Noun:The bath pouf with a stick attached; it is used to bathe

synonyms: Booty scrub, ass cleaner, douche, ass wipe

I went to the store and bought you a new butt squeegee. The old one is nasty!

by wordbunbun November 6, 2011

squeegeeing a dolphin

To masturbate

I used so much lotion on my junk that when I was tooling off it sounded like I was squeegeeing a dolphin

by 4merpunk June 14, 2010

squeegee

a card for a palm pilot that puts a cover over the screen

I used a squeegee card to protect my palm pilots screen

by Strong bad July 5, 2003

squeegee squad

a group of guys that mob your car trying to make it look impeccable (!!??) whether you like it or not.

(You talking to your buddy while waiting for the light to change): Oh, here they're coming again, the bloody squeegee squad. Damn!

by idiom fan January 14, 2009