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swinery

1. n. A place where pigs are kept, bred and or raised. Piggery.

2. n. An imagined yet wholly real establishment, facility or environment in which detestable and offensive vermin masquerading as humans are manufactured, conjured or born. See swine, womb and society.

3. abs n. An expression or actioning of behaviour befitting a swine.
1. One might find ham hocks at the local swinery.

2. The swinery sure is producing an abundance of scum this year. One of the most memorable vintages yet.

3. Failing to deliver and absconding with $300; What swinery!
by half-born potato juice February 7, 2010
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Spinel

she is beauty
she is grace
she is spinel of the homeworld race
also, that karen pink diamond abandoned her
but she came back even better

uwu
pink diamond: bai spinel
the diamonds: hai spinel
pink: no u
by sdex May 10, 2020
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Uncultured swine

A person who lives under a rock and Doesn’t know any thing.
by Y’all April 30, 2019
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mad the swine

One of the most underrated queen songs written by Freddie Mercury
lyrics:
Been here before a long time ago
But this time I wear no sandals
Ages past I gave all you people
Food and water
Three feet tall so very small I'm no trouble
I bring thunder lightning sun and the rain
For all the people in the land
A message of love
I bring you from up above
All good children gather around
Come join your hands and sing along
They call me mad the swine
I guess I'm mad the swine
I've come to save you save you
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the Lord
I woke up on the water just as before
I'll help the meek and the mild and believers and the blind
And all the creatures great and small
Let me take you to the river without a ford
Oh and then one day you realise
You're all the same we've been in life
All I've come to say just like before
They call me mad the swine
I'm mad the swine
I've come to save you save you
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the Lord
Ooh
Oh now
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the Lord
Don't ever fail me
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
I've come to save you save you
Oh now
Mad the swine
Mad the swine
So all you people gather around
Hold out your hands and praise the Lord
Hands and praise the Lord
Praise the Lord
I'll get down on my knees and praise the Lord
Harry: Hey I really like Mad the Swine
Bob: What's that?
Harry: One of the best songs by queen! So underrated
by freddie_mercuryfan May 28, 2020
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spineroonie

The Most Electrifying Move In Sports Entertainment Today
And heres the Booker Man With The Spineroonie
by FuZ February 3, 2005
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po-swine

a police officer. (the prefix "po" is taken from the word police and the suffix "swine" refers to a pig, which is another word for a police officer.
yo son, you besta drop that crack in the dumpster cause i peeped the po-swine around the corner and they's searchin' niggas.
by space_98 February 9, 2009
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Spine surgeon's daughter

Background: You hate your boss. He is a spine surgeon. He has a putrid daughter who happens to be home for Christmas. You've had a particularly bad week. You want vengeance.

"Spine surgeon's daughter" is exacting said vengeance through the following elaborate well-orchestrated plot:
1. Seduce the vile vixen.
2. Defile her in a very uncomfotable place, like the back of a Volkswagon. Bareback that shit.
3. After blowing your load in her steaming cunt, grab a wet handful of spent love in your dominant hand.
4. Immediately drive to the spine surgeon's house, keeping your hand in a tight cup to maximize fluid rentention. Avoid bumpy roads and speedbumps. Use alternate route if needed.
5. Ring doorbell with non-dominant hand. Assume 70-30 fighting stance.
6. When unsuspecting asshole boss opens the door, deliver combo of your spooge and his daughter's lovejuice with full force across his cherubic face. Tell him, "(Daughter's name) says 'Hi!'"
7 (optional). As he lies quivering in his festering pile of lost innocence, drop his daughter's ripped size 14 panties on his bloated convulsing frame.

8. Walk away triumphantly into the night.

Also applicable in the following contexts:
Managing partner's daughter
President's daughter
Vice-president's daughter
Senator's daughter
Director's daughter
Owner's daughter
Coach's daughter (very risky)
The Chelsea or The Jenna (beware of secret service)
Why don't you just Spiderman her?" "No fucking way. He's getting the 'spine surgeon's daughter.'
by Ballin' Callin' & Stallin' December 29, 2010
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