spurs

Probably the most embarrassing football team ever to come out of London, Constantly living in their neighbours shadows. They were once a mediocre team, now they are just a joke team that no one really worries about any more.

Did you see the Spurs score?

No? Who are they?

by Spurs Fan July 25, 2006

spurs

The best football team in the world..

Spurs Shit all over arsenal and chelsea

Chelsea and arsenal are scum

by Roman Abramovic September 13, 2005

spurvey

Stunning Vagina

I have a spurvey

by omgitsniamh June 9, 2016

Sparse

When something is empty or there’s limited of it.

‘my followers on instagram are sparse’

by myguyssss October 29, 2018

Knat's Purse

A very tight pussy.

Fuck me, I was banging this bird last night and I'm telling you, she had a minge as tight as a knat's purse. I had to plate her for 20 minutes just to get it in!

by Jamie_Butler November 30, 2009

Spurs

probably the best football team in tottenham. a team of under achieving ageing footballers that have some loyal fans. sleeping giants.

we still love you spurs

by Seany L May 13, 2003

Spurve

A phenomenom in which you are performing in something well, when suddenly you become a lot worse to the point where others can outperform you without effort.

Remember when Tottenham were top of the table? Their spurve was hilarious.

by Kaneisabottler March 15, 2021