Scrum

A slang word for a rectum, also commonly referred to as an anus or asshole. A term popularized by the amazing podcast known as "Your Mom's House", where co-host Christine P'Jet-ski refuses to "eat" her co-host/husband Tim Sombrero's "scrum".

Hey baby, will you lick my scrum?

Tina, I would love it if you would just eat my scrum for once.

by bonelesscheese June 1, 2021

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The White Hand of Saruman

This occurs while getting head someone while they are on thier knees and you are standing. When you are about to cum, you take it out of thier mouth and bust all over your hand. (Palm side, preferably the right) Try to cover as much surface of the palm and fingers as you can. You then procede to walk behind them and grab the top of thier head in a "claw-like" manner, so that your fingers are on their forehead, similar to the mark the White Wizard Sauruman made on the helms of the Urukai in the Lord of the Rings.

"She said she wouldnt swallow, so I gave her The White Hand of Saruman instead."

by Zer0tic September 4, 2006

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Scrum

The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.

Michael: Luke you look so relaxed.
Luke: yeah i just had a scrum

by brewskies October 12, 2009

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scrumbled

Defines anything that dies or otherwise gets incapacitated. Can be used to describe (1) someone you owned on Halo etc, (2) something you screwed up and threw into the bin, (3) a person racked with anxiety or nervousness, and anything else you fancy. A combination of the words scrunched and crumbled.

(1) Ohh scrumbled your ass n00b!
(2) My girlfriend came dangerously close to finding the porno mags in my dresser, so i scrumbled them.
(3) Did you see Tim in front of Jackie? He just scrumbled, man. He needs more confidence.

by Excellence On Stand-By May 27, 2007

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