Strolling

strolling: (verb) visiting places on the internet with the sole goal of becoming self-righteously furious. Portmanteau of "self-trolling"

I just wasted half an hour strolling around this ridiculous Andrew Bolt blog.

by @llosaurus September 26, 2012

A Sprouting Whale

When someone pisses up some chicks asshole.

I pulled A Sprouting Whale on Jenny from the block.

by Stuart H. Littledick January 11, 2007

sprouting a tail

the act of feeling poop come out of your butt, usually when you think you are crapping or when you have to defecate, but you are not near a toilet

Dad, I'm sprouting a tail. We need to get home FAST!!!!

by Daddy longlegs 69420 October 24, 2018

Scrolling Anticipation

The anticipation and excitement experienced by a user on a social networking site when scrolling through comments to find the newest one

I had a bad case of scrolling anticipation when scrolling through 5,954 comments on a picture to find out what Adam said to Sal.

by Brandon Gibson June 11, 2008

Scrolling Eyes

When smoking marijuana, your eyes feel as if they are scrolling up and down, thus causing a very frame-by-frame/sketchy vision effect.

"That weed gave me scrolling eyes! It was like I was seeing everything in frames, it freaked me the fuck out!"

by Aaronxlv September 26, 2008

Strolling for a Dove

According to youtubes, Jiggabojones, this means you are looking for a $20.00 bag of crack.

The crackhead was strolling for a dove last night.

by bojacksonfreak1 December 28, 2009

sproingity

Inability to sit still and be calm.

When a Chiwienie has ADD he is sproingity.

by Jonithegreat November 30, 2013