spointy

adj: having strong resemblance to an undercooked duck with triple stigmata.

"I...I...can't belive it! Im in the belly of a giant mutant goose, and I've got a touch of spointy!"

by charles May 13, 2005

Spontastic

Some friends were hotboxing a car, having a coherent discussion about a topic that is no longer remembered, when one of the friends remarked, "...a spontastic lightning strike."

The root of the word is a bit of a mystery, but most likely it is a stoned mixup between spontaneous and fantastic. Such can be taken as the meaning.

Five minutes after the session, I was spontastically stoned.

I had some spontastic sex last night...with your mom.

by The Brain May 5, 2004

bieber spout

Resembling Justin Bieber's horrid little rigid one-inch baby's cock. Similar in appearance to a small flesh-coloured hose nozzle. Such a penis is so tiny that it cannot bend and sits perched upon a horrible smooth empty bieber scrotum.

Yeah, it's a ruddy bieber spout

by Omate Dammit May 31, 2010

sprunt

A feminine deodorant spray.

Get the sprunt! Jan's crotch is stinking up the whole building again!

by Barry Lincoln March 16, 2003

the Water spout

using a hose you push water into the woman's Vagina and then quickly stuff your penis in as you pull out the hose, proceed to have intercorse, after you cum you pull out and watch the water flow.

man my girl was in the back yard watering the plants, but i took the hose and gave her the water spout

by MasterDarc February 9, 2010

Spoonta

A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands.

"She swallowed my spoonta"
"I would love to fill her with my spoonta"

by PG November 13, 2003

spontinudity

Unplanned and impulsive removal of all clothing.

Spontinudity was rampant at the frat party last night.

by Sorority Mom July 21, 2009