spotted owl

The other white meat.

Too bad spotted owl is almost extinct, it's good eatin'!

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

spotted hippo

An erudite idiom for beauty incarnate.

"That girl over there, she's a spotted hippo!"

by Cannibalguppy August 28, 2008

spootelage

The residue that is deposited in a womans panties when she quiefs post coitaly.

Betty had to use a scrub brush to completely remove Fred's spootelage from her panties.

by One Hung Low January 14, 2008

Spotted Frog

When you are having anal sex in the frog leap position and fling shitty jizz onto your partners back resembling spots while they ribbit like a frog.

Corey croaked as he was given the spotted frog.

by gtvt6 November 25, 2009

spooter

To be with or without pants, preferrably without... definitely no pants. (see pance)

toadly spooter (see toadly)

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Well Spotted

No shit; captain obvious to the rescue; duh.

Sam: It's raining.

Joe: Well spotted.

by headswillroll January 10, 2010

spotted

v. when a tampon or pad leaks through your pants, leaving a dark little spot on the ass of your jeans.
Possibly thee most embaressing thing that could happen. Especially in public.

Girl 1: damn it!
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: I think I just spotted.
Girl 2: oooo! That sucks. I'll walk behind you, babe.
Girl 1: Thanks.

person 1: kye borrow some jeans?
perons 2: why?
person 1: i *whisper* spotted...
person 2: they're in the third drawer.

by the girl who now keeps jeans in her locker April 15, 2008