sploonge

to cum in extraordinary amounts

i sploonged all over her face. i sloonged till i looked like a prune.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Splawn

The unfortunate combination of sneezing and yawning at the same time. Rarely, it can be painful if it manages to blow out your inner-ear.

After camping in the woods for a night, I woke up, stretched and then splawned. Allergies don't mix well with mornings.

by Sabi September 3, 2008

Splonge

The word to solve anything.

What shall we do today?
Splonge.
What do you mean?
Splonge.
Whats 546x398?
Splonge.
What do you plan on doing with your life?
Splonge.
Do you like this pie?
Splonge.

by Splonge? December 8, 2006

sploinket

erm well just a random word that can be used for anything. lets face it, say it enough times and you will smile :D

hahhhaha sploinket haha

by mike blown January 20, 2008

splondifirous

Adj.

A word that can be transmutated into any conceivable form in order to portray the subject in the highest possible manner.

I went blind shortly after seeing Sara for the first time; as she was the most splondifirous human being that I ever layed eyes upon.

by Aqua NEW January 5, 2014

sploncher

A descriptive word with negative cannontations

That person is a real sploncher.
Don't act like a sploncher!

by godschild2 November 10, 2015

Splong Head

When someone is a baaaad gimp

Ellie is a Splong Head
Dannys a Splong

by splong monster July 15, 2018