splouch

The no-mans land between a dudes asshole and balls.

Even with rigorous sun-tanning, the splouch will most likely never see the light of day.

by Travuw May 31, 2007

Sploosh

a smoothie but better Made with:
1 peach
1 bannanna
1/2 cup SCD Homemade yogart
1/4 cup honey

Like on Holes were Zero and caveman survive stranded in a desert under a boat. All they have is Sploosh to eat and drink.

by Kayla December 7, 2003

Spooch

Sweaty poo gooch. When the gooch is thick with sweat not from excercise or friction but solely because of the urge to poo.

"dude, I think you sat in a puddle."
"no, it's just my massy spooch."

by DaFraische March 28, 2009

sploosh blanket

Another term for a condom.

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.

by kraken32 April 19, 2010

Splooshback

The most irritating thing in the world. while one takes a fairly large dump, when it hits the bowel water it makes a "sploosh" sound. Now splooshback is when after the sound that nasty bowel water splashes back all over your ass

Dude 1: Dude were have you been?

Dude 2: Sorry bro had a bad splooshback in the toilet

by monsta7144 September 14, 2011

sploosh

sploosh is another word for jizz

I like it when you sploosh in my eye.

by nox.the.king July 28, 2006

dirty sploosh

applies to males only...

When unloading one in the can, it accelerates quickly and causes water to splash on\around the testes.

When Johnny was taking a dump, he experienced a dirty sploosh.

by Anonymousgangsta March 28, 2007