sploger

someone with little or no accuracy with there penis, and a genetic problem cause then to ejaculate solid sploge like nuggets instead of the norm.

George Brown

by anon June 4, 2003

Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008

splock

another name for a spliff

we just smoked the fattest splock in john's car

by chronolicious_mastahh January 11, 2010

sploff

A slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny

That joke just made me sploff.

I'm sploffing so hard right now.

by -InSaNe- March 8, 2014

splodge

Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.

Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.

by Karezza July 3, 2017

splode

v. To projectile vomit while simultaneously experiencing explosive diarrhea.

1. After a night of drinking and a morning of haggis, he sploded all over the hallway on a desperate attempt to reach the bathroom.

by kevM October 31, 2014

sploffage

The spare paper cuttings of paper after cutting something out of it

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the table.

by Arti Hali November 8, 2005