ass splatter

The spray painting of one's bowels on the backside of a toilet bowl and underside of toilet seat.

Man, I went to the public restroom and there was some serious ass splatter on the toilet. So I took a piss instead.

by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

chocolate shotgun splatter

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.

Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter

by jvermin December 28, 2007

Splatter Chunk Queef

n. The foul semi-solid chunklets that explode from a woman's sex-hole after a big fat dick has pumped that pussy purple.

After I got done pistoning my dick in that ho's pussy, she splatter chunk queefed in my crotch region, I gathered the chunklets and rubbed that bitch's nose in it, like the dirty dog she is.

by Chunkmaster90 February 4, 2010

splatterback

The unintentional remnants left on a toilet seat or toilet bowl after a particularly violent or bulky bowel movement.

Bert: "Better flush the toilet again Chuck; there's some splatterback."

Chuck: "I knew we shouldn't have gone to that taco stand."

by B December 6, 2004

splatter fiction

really violent horror made famous by scott sigler

Teacher: I want you to write a 500 word persuasive text.
puipl 1(to another pupil): God damn arse hole. why cant we write some Splatter fiction.
pupil 2: Sigler for ever!
Teacher: detention

by Alex.s October 24, 2007

Kurtin Splanner

A straw in which is created by curling your tongue. It's usually used to projectile sour milk into a vulnerable female’s mouth. Any other substance can be used... e.g semen, saliva or even egg!

I went to the woods today and I got Kurtin Splannered!

by Den Da Best March 25, 2010

seattle splatter

When a person hangs from a chandelier and drops a massive dump onto someone’s chest waiting patiently below

person1: "You ready down there?"
person2: "Bring it on!!!"
person1: "GERONIMO!!!!"
person2: "Good God! That was one hell of a Seattle Splatter! It's Fucking Everywhere!!"

by Rah9090 March 3, 2014