Gurgle Splat

The sound of saliva hitting the cold pavement, and/or, the sound of someone gargling and then spewing it in the sink. Basically a sound effect to use in a conversation that is going stale.

"When you spit that sucker out it went Gurgle Splat!"

" And the noise went gurgle splat, and it hit the ground."

by La-Lizzay November 06, 2005

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Back Splat

A term used to describe a large sweat patch that has formed on the back of a person's shirt/T-shirt.

Girl: "Man I'm so sweaty, do I have a Back Splat?"
Best Friend: "No no your fine..."

by naomi.j August 31, 2008

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fanny splat

the debris and subsequent staining experienced after jizz escapes out your vag onto various items of furniture/clothing/pets before you manage to make it to the bathroom. Usually observed in several small fanny splats on the carpet if running. Can also be deliberate and vindictively placed.

please don't fanny splat my pillow.

i can't believe she fanny splatted my pillow.

by fannysplatter February 10, 2010

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Double Splat

When You Decide To Skydive Without A Parachute And Before Going Splat You Decide To Masturbate. Upon Conclusion The Jizz Splats In Your Face And Then You Go Splash.

NY Dream Way Of Dying Is Via Double Splat.

by J_S_Bjobs September 18, 2018

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