Sizzler

A sexual act where the male ejaculates into a shot glass, microwaves it for a minute, then throws it in the face of his lover.

I gave this broad a sizzler last night.

by Fitzroy Hancock July 21, 2017

dick sizzler

A male who is sexually attracted to tanning beds to the point in which they have sex with said tanning bed.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Michael getting caught fucking a tanning bed?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a real dick sizzler."

by Captian Rusifer May 18, 2017

sizzler

A building that employs people that take andvantage of the system and get paid for movie night in the studio, racing around in the rapist van, playing with nurf guns and remote controled cars, also playing oregon trail

there is nothing to do i feel like having sex while watching a movie and getting paid ...... TO THE SIZZLER

by R and J December 17, 2007

Spizzerinctum

When at a party, and one falls asleep with their shoes, rather than t-bagging the person to ejaculate ontop of them.

Dude, that kid shouldn't have fallen asleep. Now, he's gonna get spizzerinctumed.

by Tor. November 29, 2009

The Sizzler

A attack pattern which surrounds the target with 2 people one at each side, the target is then disposed of in proper way.

"Boy he just got The Sizzler executed on him"

by The wicker man January 20, 2008

sizzlerg

Some faggot with an overactive imagination.

1:"Who's that?"
2:"Oh that's just SizzlerG

by Bah of dicks August 29, 2016

sizzler

That burning sensation in your butt hole right after dropping a huge dookie or after extreme diarrhea.

After that wicked food poisoning I feel the sizzler in my pants.

by BJosten May 20, 2019