Spiderpig

A pig that can (magically...*cough*) walk on walls and/or ceilings, much like an arachnid.

Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does.
Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig.
Look out, he is a Spiderpig.

by iarechigz January 1, 2009

Spida Bite

When a girl (or guy) slowly raises her (or his) hips while being gone down on so that the giver's tongue "accidentally" makes contact with the receiver's ass hole.

AA snuck in a quick Spida Bite while Teej was going down for days.

by JBobWig April 12, 2010

Spida-Greg

A teenage boy finds out he can now shoot a sticky white liquid out of his body.
Spida-Greg is honestly the most idiotic person you'll ever meet- he's crazy and will slowly drive you insane, but he can also be the love of your life.

His autism may cause him to Spiderman as well. Beware.

Spida-Greg: "Sometimes I see how far my nut can go- once it almost hit the ceiling! I was proud."

by HisAvocado June 5, 2017

Spider Baby

Based on the cult film by Jack Hill.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.

"Man Virginia is hot."
"Dude stay away she's a Spider Baby."

by CultPhenomenon November 16, 2012

Spider-Punk

The Spider-Man of (Earth-138).
Also known as Hobie (Hobart Brown) he is know as an anarchic.
Voiced by Daniel Kaluuya in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

“I'm not a hero cause calling yourself a hero makes you self mythologizing narcissistic autocrat!" - Spider-Punk

Bro Spider-Punk is actually so clutch helping out Miles.

by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023

Dead Spider

The ultimate way to fully empty the scrote whilst blowing one's load and sending the male into a blissful, euphoric state. This can be achieved by curling the 4th and little fingers (which should be the only 2, not throttling the ferret) and intermittently pulsating them in order to make slight but firm contact with the testes (preferably the right hand nut). This technique, once perfected, has been known to cause multiple days off work in a row.

Man, what a shit week at work I've had, a little dead spider should pick me up for the weekend!

by feral_wombat69 January 12, 2014

The Spectacular Spider-Man

One of the best pieces of Marvel media. Period.

Bro do you remember when The Spectacular Spider-man used to air back in 2008?

Yeah man, good times.

by stuffthatonlyyouwouldsearch April 4, 2021