sperm pirate

A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.

Example#1: I met this really hot 35 year old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.

Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a sperm pirate.

by Cynthia H. August 23, 2007

Sperm Racing

When two men ejaculate at the same time and put their sperm into a woman. Then they cheer on their sperm to see who will impregnate her first. True results will be finalized 9 months after said event.

Sperm Racing:Justin and Jared came at the same time and put it into Nicole.
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO! YAAAAAAAY! And now...We wait..

by Pheno Sony May 27, 2010

sperm pendulum

When a porn actress blows a guy and he cums. She then lets a big glob leak out of her mouth for the camera and instead of dripping off, it swings back and forth from her chin or from the guy's cock.

Man, did you see the sperm pendulum hanging off that girl's chin in that last scene?

by LarsGunblade August 6, 2020

sperm wail

The sound a man makes while shooting his baby batter.

The sperm wail was somewhat of a squeal, and all she could do was swallow it with pride.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Sperm Spittoon

A derogatory term for a vagina belonging to a woman who has a lot of casual sex

Maggie! Put some pants on! No one wants to see your sperm spittoon!

by squidgit October 7, 2010

sperm-a-face

the prolonged look on a woman's face while waiting for her facial, characterized by rapid blinking of the eyelids

The advertisements in the back of the porno magazine is filled with sperm-a-faces

by mr butcher March 15, 2008

Sperm Whale

Sperm whales can grow to 52ft long and up to 77,000lb - 130,000lb. The reason they can become so big is because they live for a long time, 60 to 70 years to be exact. They have one of the largest global distributions for any whale in the world. They can range from the equator to the Arctic and Antarctic oceans. The sperm whales prefer to live in deep water. Because of being a toothed whale, they do not eat krill like all whales with baleen. Instead they eat sharks, squid, skates, and deep water fish. The whales are endangered because of whaling and other deep sea fishing. It is important to help save these amazing and magnificent creatures.

Sperm whales are amazing

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 20, 2020