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gan eng seng school

Gan Eng Seng - noun

Defination 1.

Refers to a school with not nearly enough funding from the bourgeoisie government

example:

smolbean : how was your class kitty?

kitty : Same old same old, the computers

dont work again, worse than the.

fucking chromebook.

smolbean : yea the cup noodles in the e-club is.

still not restocked as well. Guess the.

canoeists cannot eat there.

Definition 2.

a inescapable hellhole for all the students that has terrible teachers that with no experience, and a principle that is so bad that calling her a disgrace would be a understatement.

Example:

Smolbean : holy fkn shit bro this teacher is so bad wtf is she even doing?!? How does this make sense to you cher? wtf are you doing. Explain to the class ffs! and stop spouting nonsense! Heck I could do something my method and be twice as fast as you!!!

-- smolbean to himself in math class

Defination 3 :
a place that has unnecessarly strict rules, and is ruled with an iron fist that rivals even stalin himself.

Example :

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special credits to my friends in school under the pysundom Kitty, Elsa, Sardine, Akisweatballs, Babymythic, Ariel, smol orange and many more ppl that make living in literal hell possible ♡
refer to abovementioned examples ^
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by <ZF> smolbean May 20, 2020
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skeng

A big black dildo.. Usually carried by London gangs, They carry them in their man bags.
"mans rolling with that skeng.. packing bare inchs today g"
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Sheng Wei

The act of being awesomer than anyone else.
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Skeng

A skeng is a knife or a gun preferably a knife or sword or any blade but it can be a gun
Wagwan g what you sayin man rah had to run up in that pussys yard the other day guy had a 44 i had to draw for the skeng and cut arf his head yuno like that
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Spange

Spare Change (as in panhandeling)
"spange, spange, I need a beer."
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The Sheng

When you have a slight chance and ask a girl out on a date to read books but she ignores you.
Man I tried the Sheng on a girl last night and it didn’t work.

Bro you gotta stop trying the Sheng.
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Skeng

1. a weapon of choice
2. whatever you want it to mean
3. get skeng means become hyped, normally used by 18 year-old London roadmen.
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"*tut* oiiiiiiiiiiii fam, me an the bois are goin down to atik, finna get skeng stiiilllll"
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