noise shard

A sharp, piercing sound that assaults one's ear like a projectile.

"Dude, turn down your ringer! You just lodged a noise shard in my ear."

by Anna LeStache January 13, 2010

Sardony

Mocking or cynical remark or humor. It is the noun form of sardonic and modeled after irony.

The sardony was written all over his face when it was revealed that that the department manager that had scolded him for making personal copies at the office had been just been dismissed for embezzlement.

by Dubhloaich August 21, 2017

Shard Whore

A Female that will do Sexual Favors just to get a high off of methamphetamine.

Man 1: damn man you see that bangin' chick over there?

Man 2: Hell yea, too bad shes a Shard Whore

by Ima2miner May 27, 2009

Shard

A piece of crystal meth, a psychedelic stimulant, named for the shard-like crystals. Has nothing to do with shitting in your pants while farting, that's shart.

He deals some good shards, want a fix?

by Colder May 7, 2011

shard nard

1. a tweaker

2. slang term for meth

That dude is a shard nard.

by Dertty December 7, 2005

shard face

When someone has a strange look on their face when they snort meth and have half of it on their lips...

Oh man look at Ian he has a serious shard face.

by Shard-o-beef December 5, 2010

Sardi

Sardi can stand alone or be used in a sentence. Sardi can mean several things and can be used in a sarcastic tone.

Sardi can mean something is awesome, hot, sexy, or delicious.

* That girl is sardi.

* My french fries are sardi.

* Did you see the score of the basketball game? Sardi!

* I just won $x at the casino, sardi!

Girl - "Watch this dance move"

Guy - "Sardi"

by xoxo kc June 6, 2011