spangles

the soft jiggly fat, useless muscle, and extra skin dangling from a lazy and out of shape older woman's triceps.

As she threw the softball, her exceptionally large spangles caused the throw to be errant, but what a show!

by Stu Cherbourg July 7, 2017

Spangled

To be fucked over by someone or something

“Damn bro, pat fully spangled me last night when he locked me out of the house”

by Doc96 June 25, 2021

Spangle

Slang word for an asshole

I fucked her right in her spangle

by SocioKat November 3, 2020

Spangles

A nickname meaning “a high energy friend”

Friend 1: “where’d you get the name Spangles from?”
Friend 2: “it means a high energy friend.”
Friend 1: “ohhh, that describes you perfectly.”
Friend 2: “yeah, I know idiot... that’s why it’s my nickname.”

by Spangles March 9, 2021

Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater

A revised version of the Cosby Sweater where, after eating the cereal mixture, instead of Vomiting the substance on the partner's stomach, you Regurgitate the blend of cereals into the anus which causes a sensation similar to heartburn, but in the rectum.

Person 1: "Hey man did you see that Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater I gave that chick last night!"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I saw the picture yesterday and that shit was sick"
Person 1: "Yeah she said she took a whole bottle of Tums after!"

by dexinasuit March 28, 2024

Spangle

A sticky, unpleasant mouthful that is spat out, much like the sticky unpleasant boiled sweets manufactured by Mars Ltd until the 1980s, but frequently used to describe spunk.

I fired my Spangle all in her mouth, bitch spat it out.

by S_perma May 19, 2025

Spangle-Eye

Geordie term for the appearance of an individuals eye whereupon it appears that one eye is looking at you and the other at something that happened last week.

Man to person with spangle-eye: are you looking at me or the eggy stain on my tie?

by Tallulah Lovegood February 3, 2009