Birthday Spackle

Covers all the holes you missed. Often related to a HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD!!!

Me: OMG Its a happy Belated birthday card!
you: Yes it is!
Me It's like Birthday Spackle!!
You: Yea it covers all the holes you missed!!!!

by TheCullenAddictionAdmin April 22, 2010

spacey

A condition of being spaced out.

Guy: what are the quotas set at this month?
Spacey: oh yeah, quotas, i remembered on the 7th but then i forgot.

by J. Durant August 29, 2006

specky

Derisory term for someone who wears spectacles.

Oi! Ref ya specky bastard! You can't see the end of your nose you twat!

by chird September 10, 2003

spackle slap

1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.

1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie

by BdazzL January 6, 2007

spackeling

A form of masturbation commonly used by gothic males. It involves laying the penis across a flat surface (namely a table or bench) and pounding the penis with a large hammer until ejaculation occurs, or the penis becomes too purple and sore to continue. The word Spackel is derived from speckle, because the penis will go speckly after a prolonged beating. Spackeling is not to be confused with spackling.

For a graphic example of spackeling, see www.thepounder.com

by A-G-Dawg September 26, 2006

spankylisious

A word Loulou Keightley made up to describe Joe Gatto, one of the stars of Impractical Jokers, a hidden camera comedy show on truTV. Pretty sure she finds him attractive.

"Joe Gatto? He so spankylisious xx"

by ImpracticalJokersFacebook January 13, 2015

Kevin Spacey

Kevin Spacey, verb; to attempt to excuse or defend something horrifying that you've done by distracting everyone with your sexuality.

1. When he came out of the closet in the same sentence while admitting to child molestation, he pulled a Kevin Spacey.

2. Man, that *sshole just tried to Kevin Spacey his way out of killing that old lady!

by thanksnothanks November 3, 2017