When someone displays an insider knowledge of your personal life garnered from social networking posts not involving them...
1. I got this stalkward post from marissa re: mike's post about thailand...
2. How stalkward was jonnie with that call on fb, he always tries to chime in on our pj's...
3. chutters johnson just told me he thought floral bikini's really suit me...stalkward!
4. i just told alexandra how hot she looks in floral bikini's and she giggled, i'm in for sure...
where'd u see her in a bikini?
facebook...
that's stalkward as, and can you stop touching my leg...
2. How stalkward was jonnie with that call on fb, he always tries to chime in on our pj's...
3. chutters johnson just told me he thought floral bikini's really suit me...stalkward!
4. i just told alexandra how hot she looks in floral bikini's and she giggled, i'm in for sure...
where'd u see her in a bikini?
facebook...
that's stalkward as, and can you stop touching my leg...
by pw11ly January 23, 2010
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Smacktards like you are the reason the world is so messed up.
Smacktards like you are the reason the world is so messed up.
by Matt I September 11, 2004
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An awkward situation with someone you have a history with. A smakward situation is any interactions with your ex, ex hook up, or crush
by Aguacate November 19, 2006
Get the smawkward mug.A derogatory term for a person who is amused by the ease of angering many online gamers. The person is so intrigued by this that he/she often cannot help but intimidate the other players.
Bob so frequently engaged in purposefully angering online gamers that he was known by much of the online gaming community as a smacktard.
by Ekdar May 18, 2004
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The modern usage is simple. A gamer who talks smack. Period. Smack can be anything from calling other players the ass-inine and overused "fag, gay, n-word, newb, etc etc." When done jokingly with friends it can be fun. When done maliciously to strangers, it's retarded, and shows an undeniable lack of mental fortitude and self-control.
The modern usage is simple. A gamer who talks smack. Period. Smack can be anything from calling other players the ass-inine and overused "fag, gay, n-word, newb, etc etc." When done jokingly with friends it can be fun. When done maliciously to strangers, it's retarded, and shows an undeniable lack of mental fortitude and self-control.
Listen SmackTARD, I'm 50 years old and immune to your childish and immature rubbish, so just STFU, put down the tube of airplane glue, stop masturbating so much, and do your homework like a good little boy.
by JaK_5quat April 26, 2006
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Smacktard: I am the best at this game, and no one can beat me!
TrueGamer: (as he sends a missle up Smacktard's tailpipe) Really?
Smacktard: You just got lucky it won't happen again, cause I am the best.
TrueGamer: (as he spreads fire on Smacktard after he spawns) Are you sure?
Smacktard: You just let me get in the air, and I'll show you who's boss.
TrueGamer: (After flying in loops and coming around on an F-16 taking off) Now whose the boss Smacktard?
Smacktard: (As another missle slams him from behind) . . .uh. . .That was because of lag man!
Just another Smacktard.
TrueGamer: (as he sends a missle up Smacktard's tailpipe) Really?
Smacktard: You just got lucky it won't happen again, cause I am the best.
TrueGamer: (as he spreads fire on Smacktard after he spawns) Are you sure?
Smacktard: You just let me get in the air, and I'll show you who's boss.
TrueGamer: (After flying in loops and coming around on an F-16 taking off) Now whose the boss Smacktard?
Smacktard: (As another missle slams him from behind) . . .uh. . .That was because of lag man!
Just another Smacktard.
by WhiteHawk April 3, 2004
Get the smacktard mug.(Adj.) The awkwardness that arises when two people know they were consecutively pooping in adjacent stalls, and they avoid talking to one another when they proceed to wash their hands.
Guy 1: Dude, I took a massive dump today, and some guy was next to me. We both finished at the same time and washed out hands in silence.
Guy 2: Shawkward!
Guy 2: Shawkward!
by SHS person December 16, 2009
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