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Spack

A Spack is someone who would be part of a group that consists of other Spacks and be assigned their own Spack number (Spack No.1, Spack No.2 etc.)

An ideal Spack would have a good interest in music and listen to artists such as The Strokes, ELO, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Aitch, Stormzy etc, play Warzone, spack (spank) themselves on the leg from time to time, have a sense of humour similar to what is seen in Spack No.1, support Southampton FC - however people who would like to be Spacks and do not have these things in common will still be considered.
Spack No.1 (head spack) is located in Bournemouth - Bournemouth is the home of Spack HQ
by Jack Spank9049 March 12, 2023
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Spack Chat

A popular Social Media/direct-messaging platform mostly used by Teens and young adults (and Spacks!)
"Jessica has aired me for 3 days now on Spack Chat!"
by Jack Spank9049 September 11, 2023
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Spack ramp

A gradual man made slope or gradient for the use of mobility impared people to gain access to job centres etc
"Work shy , benefit grabbing Greg was pushed up the spack ramp on his ebay wheelchair into job centre to sign for his free handouts"
by Nutster August 22, 2017
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Spack No.6

So.... how did Spack No.6 appear on the scene?

So, some people at Spack No.2 place of work left and 2 vacancies were up to replace those people. Little did Spack No.2 know that one of the people who were to get a job there would be a Spack!

This all became apparent when she asked Spack No.2 to pierce the film on a bottle lid and said something along the lines of "Can you open this for me? I'm being a Spack!" Spack No.2 said that he is a Spack two and it all went from there.

Spack No.6's hobbies include but are not limited to:

I quote: "Smoking lots of weed, skating, dyeing my hair, working at Papa Johns (the same place Spack No.2 works at), getting piercings, going to football with my dad (Eastleigh FC), DRUGS"
So as you can see Spack No.4, this is the Spack No.6 - 6th edition of the Spack family...
by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2022
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Spack Spot

There a spot... no, it’s a spack spot.
by Bo Derek May 15, 2021
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Spack

Synonym for playlist, generally used after the word album to describe a group of albums or songs together.
He listened to his album spack daily
by Samanabori June 5, 2025
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Spack

absolute dickhead spasticated fucking midget wanker
When Lorenzo forgets the crisps when camping, Lorenzo is a spack.
by Kdawggi August 3, 2019
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