sacremento slingshot

when a girl is blowing u and she yanks down on ur balls and they sling up

when zoe was blowing tyler and she grabbed his balls and yanked down thus making them spring back up, hitting him in the face rendering him defensless and giving him a black eye this is called a sacremento slingshot.

by turd burgeler April 7, 2008

spacemen

one who is balla and has fine skills in the mastered arts of basketball, constantly performing flashy moves, which rarely work.

OK spacemen, we lost another game, but there was like 20 round the back passes!!

by Eagle Von Ceasle April 3, 2008

Spaceman Spliff

A joint made with small hemp paper which doesn't get you high - it gets you spacey.

Whatup, I have a lecture in half an hour, let's go have a spaceman spliff to get just a little spacey.

I need a spaceman spliff to put me to bed.

by Spaceman1 October 4, 2010

bank statement

(noun)-the act of missing a shot over the cross bar in soccer and having to chase the ball down.

(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.

Person 1: "Shoot!"

Person 2: *Shot* and ball flies away

Person 1: HAHA! BANK STATEMENT!

Person 2: *%$@! Can you get my ball please?

Person 1: Hell no! I'm not walking to China today!

by Don't use your real name!!!! May 1, 2010

Spacecunt

A bitch who complains alot and thinks the world is all about them.

I was talking to this bitch last night and realized she was such a spacecunt

by V.E moneymaker July 25, 2010

spacepants

A euphemism for hairy bear homosexuals with anger management issues.

Q: Who pissed in his cereal?

A: Spacepants.

by GearyO December 16, 2008

stalement

A word or phrase that is said by a person or a group so many times that it's pretty much gotten stale.

Person A: I will make the world a better place!
Person B: Can you stop saying that? It's pretty much a stalement.

by ChameleonDragon February 26, 2018