Sooommmmmmmmmmmmmee Btch

a phase used to describe a person place or thing. usually used for any sort of law enforcement or big champ.

is a famous quote from the honorable Buford T. Justice

you sooommmmmmmmmmmmmee btch

if they hadn't a creamated the sooommmma btch

by cheesball47 June 27, 2024

shoomers

another word for cool, good or advanced

"Dawg those new shoes are so cool"
"I know right, they're straight up shoomers"

by shoomerzoomer May 7, 2024

shoomshoom

Shoomshoom is a person who has all the personality disorders but no girls, he spends his time fantasizing about cooking wine and white girls, stereotype used in the U.K, It is usually depicted that men called Shoomshoom are Bipolar at their roots

Girl: "That guy is such a Shoomshoom the way he talks to white girls only"
Boy: "Tell me about it."

by Svetlana Myshenkov May 31, 2025

Shoomshoom

A U.K stereotype for someone bipolar, usually also a person obsessed with white girls and cooking wine, A shoomshoom is bipolar to his roots

Zayna: "God your boyfriend is so bipolar."
Sarah: "I know right he's such a Shoomshoom."

by Svetlana Myshenkov May 31, 2025

The Schoomp Effect

The sound of men's eyes when they swivel in their sockets to look at a woman's bountiful bosom. That woman is said to have "the schoomp effect".

Unfortunate side-affects include:
- men gawking at you all night
- getting hit on constantly
- murderous stares from the women who are trying to get their boyfriend's or a hot guy's attention

A hot chick walks into the bar and every single man turns to stare at her boobs instantaneously, unable to help themselves.

The other women in the bar realise that the hot chick obvioiusly possesses the schoomp effect

by aussiechick April 30, 2012

poopy schoompy

When you pull your penis out of the booty hole, and its transformed into a fudgesicle.

Steyonce will never fuck this kid again because he was poopy schoompy.

by Steyoce May 3, 2018

Adam Shoomook

An Adam Shoomook is a true bruh moment because his dad doesnt exist
(Bruh moment here)

He aa-rab and gonna blow up something soon so run.(Bruh)
He has spagoot in his hair ever sincer he blew up that Chinese restaurant (BRUH)

Example 1)
White person:OH MY GOD A SCHOOL IS BLOWN UP
Adam Shoomook: Bruh moment *He hides the explosives up his anus for later*
White Person: Bruh moment

Example 2)
White person: OH MY GOD ITS A BLOOD FEST
Aa-rab: Nah its just adam shoomook

by I but a chocolate man in jail October 9, 2019