Soccer

When one plays with themselves; also called Masturebating

Olivia plays soccer everyday.

by xXalexusXx March 02, 2011

Soccer

The lamest excuse for a sport behind football,basketball and lacrosse. its full of abunch of testosterone driven idiots who dont even know how to get a girlfriend

Rybo:im going to soccer practice

Angelo: Soccer sux!!! its the worst excuse for a sport

by USMCGETSOME21 April 03, 2009

Soccer

An excellent way to stay in shape and improve, endurance, speed and agility. Many people do not appreciate the physical and metal toughness to play this game, and call it a "Pussy Sport" because there is no tackling. Just because 300 pound whales don't come charging at you doesn't mean that it is not a contact sport. You just have to be a lot more sneaky at taking your appointent. Another useful skill.

Girl #1: Dude... that guy over there is fiiiine!
Girl #2: He's a soccer player...
Girl #1: Oh mannn.
Girl #2: I know right? But he's not like... weight lifter/ steroids in shape...
Girld #1: Yeah he's 'get in my pants' in shape.

by sports girl 410 January 05, 2010

Soccer

A sport mostly considered queer or gay by most people
All summed up; a player lies down on a grass field for a hour and a half pretending to be hurt and earns $200mill a year,

Soccer is the queerest sport I’ve seen yet

by Phuckofffakees October 07, 2019

Soccer

An excuse for grown men to play footsie’s

Did you see the soccer game last night

by Anallesbianmonkey June 28, 2018

Soccer

Not a real sport.

Weird Mexican Kid: "yo I play soccer"

by MonkeyTitties November 11, 2019

Soccer

The name that a large group of ignorant colonials insist on giving to a sport initially named football. This is due to their inability to understand basic football rules and their total lack of skill, which led to the creation of the nancies' game of American football (the usurper of the 'beautiful game's true name.)

Bud: Hey y'all, why you boys playin' soccer?
Normal person: Because we have the physical endurance required to play a sport without a short break every 2 minutes, you insolent colonial fuck-wit.
Bud:Huh?

by theEnglish June 15, 2009