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super duper pooper scooper

any non-traditional item used in a pinch to successfully scoop and dispose of dog feces.
When the dog pooped in front of that cop, its a good thing I had on that shirt your Grandmother gave me for Christmas, it was quite the super duper pooper scooper! Other examples would be newspaper, CD case, a sock, etc.
by tomjr April 14, 2006
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snooker

The single god-word to say when your unsuspecting, casual pool-playing friends ask if you know how to play their game.
(when playing 8-ball)
Bob & Friends: Hey Joe, do you know how to use that cue?
Joe: I play snooker.
Bob & Friends: Holy shittt! Everybody, pull back your wagers, quick time!
by Bob & Friends October 6, 2008
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snooter

A snooter is a dog's nose.
Hey dog, get your snooter out of my crotch!!
by Coconut Head in Space May 24, 2005
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Tube Snoozer

Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.
Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why?
Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing.
Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.
by PDXJohnny99 April 11, 2013
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Snooker Punched

When an annoying bitch gets sucker punched in the face by a guy due to excessive drunk shit talking.
Joe: Dude you won't believe what happened at the bar last night, Kathy got snooker punched by a negro!

Frankie: Oh I believe it, that bitch never knows when to shut her damn mouth. What did u do about it, did you try to fight him.

Joe: Na man i bought that mother fucker a beer, I swear if I had to listen to that bullshit for one more minute I would of snooker puched the drunk cunt myself.

Frankie: Word
by Smiffty Cent August 11, 2010
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Snooder Time

Engaging in a simple task of endless pleasure by placing a large amount of a tabacco product, preferrably snuff, in between your gums and lip for an extended period of time in one sitting.
-"Hey what time is it?" "SNOODER TIME"

-"What are you doing?" "Im just chillin man, taking a snooder."
by Jcot86 October 30, 2010
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snooter

Noun. A specialty device used in the process of doozing. (verb: to dooze. The act of insufflating or otherwise sniffing or snorting various types of powdered narcotic)

a snooter would be something such as a rolled up bill, a straw shortened to an appropriate length, or a portion of a disassembled pen. Anything that is in the form of a tube that will fit comfortably up the nostril to aid in the process of doozing
1: Do you have a snooter?
2: Pass the snooter
3: Question: how can i dooze this line? Answer: Take the snooter, put it in your nostril and sniff it.
by Dooze_Doctor September 30, 2009
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