smolish

One Ugly muthafucka! Uglier than ugly

Damnnnnn!!!!! That bitch is smolish!

by Chymya July 14, 2006

Smilin Tony

A sexual act involving the release of the perpetrator's semen onto one's toothbrush, which is then used to brush the teeth of the lucky recipient.

1. I dropped a Smilin Tony on her so she wouldn't forget me.

2. I demand respect, the Smilin Tony gets me that respect.

by Hazledonkey October 31, 2009

Cobie Smulders

Most beautiful woman on the face of earth. Best known for playing Robin Scherbatsky on How I met your mother.

Ted: "I want Robin. I love her."

Marshall, Lily and Barney: "Come on, not this again!"

Ted: "But it's Robin, the woman of my dreams."

GuyV: "Hey who's that hot chick who always appears on HIMYM?"

GuyV2: "She is Cobie Smulders. The definition of beauty."

by theVguy August 9, 2016

smaling

crazy dutchman who wears wooden shoes and is fond of chinese happy endings

by venge April 8, 2003

smiling butterfly

A term used to describe the vagina when a woman lies on her back with her feet flat on the bed, legs open.

As zion entered the room, there was Nikki Cox on the bed, showing him her smiling butterfly.

by zion March 21, 2005

Smiling Neapolitan

This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.

After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert

by Daddy Wags September 13, 2008

Smilin' Bob

1. Chris Hein's dad.

2. Anyone who takes enzyte.

3. Anyone who smiles excessively

Wow, i bet smilin bob took his enzyte today!

by Pat "the bat" Burrell February 21, 2005