Two cooch smooch

That scissor pussy rubbing thing that dykes do where they put their coochies together and gyrate their hips in a scissor like motion. Makes my toes wet.

Woah bro I just found a video of Riley Reid and Mia Khalifa doin the two cooch smooch

by fweedinator October 13, 2018

pickle smoocher

A euphemism for someone who likes to give head.

You are such a pickle smoocher.

by TAC May 1, 2003

scoofer

see blunt and joint for detailed info.

A Scoofer is medical marijuana wrapped preferably in a swisher sweet cigarillo or Zig Zag papers.

"Hurry up and roll the scoofer. everyone is waiting."

"This scoofer is packed with kush!!"

"You owe me a scoofer for last night."

by Jason Thomas Adams May 5, 2008

smoochy boochies

to reefer to ganja, weed, grass, green greens, or any other slang name for marijuana

Guy 1: Hey man i got those smoochy boochies
Guy 2: Oh hell yeah
Confused Girl: Wahhhhht?

by J.P Jayperson June 29, 2010

Loubie Smooch

A special kind of kiss which involves rolling your partner over and kissing one of their bum cheeks then giving it a little playful bite. Guaranteed to suprise your partner!

"I gave her a lovely long loubie smooch"

by Groovy October 11, 2003

A Smoo

A Smoo is a bad boyfriend. A urban slang for Smuck. A "Smoo" lets his girlfriend pick up the bar/restaurant tab. He doesnt cook or clean. Sits on the computer all day ignoring his girlfriend. Keeps the toilet seat up. And promises to dishes and never does. That's a definition of "A Smoo"!

Hey Sarah, Tom is such A Smoo. He never cooks or cleans. He is always home doesn't work. I should have never married A Smoo.

by Igotwords123 September 5, 2020

scoof

A "dumbass" or idiot.
A funny or shady character.

You are such a scoof!
Wow, that hobo over there is quite the scoof.

by Frank Guidice May 28, 2006